Behold, My Magicifical Life.

Супермореходный says (6:59 AM):

...I have developed a new way of thinking of stories.

Beau! says (6:59 AM):

hm?

Супермореходный says (6:59 AM):

A new way of thinking of them as an ever-expanding universe and the faults of a bad writer.

Супермореходный says (7:00 AM):

Take some silly putty.

Супермореходный says (7:00 AM):

Flatten it into a strip, and start pulling.

Супермореходный says (7:00 AM):

Pull straight up.

Beau! says (7:00 AM):

...

Супермореходный says (7:01 AM):

Pull too hard and it comes off of the surface, ruining the universe.

Супермореходный says (7:01 AM):

Pull too much and it builds up over your hands.

Супермореходный says (7:01 AM):

Pull too thin and it starts falling apart.

Супермореходный says (7:02 AM):

Pull too much and it's not as satisfying.

Супермореходный says (7:02 AM):

You have to know when to stop while you're ahead.

For those that care or whatnot, I havew been trying to develop this idea of a Batman-esque hobo who fights crime in the state of Georgia. Behold, a physical description!

• Transient

Homemade metal skull mask with hinged jaw. LED lights lined up around the eye-sockets on mask. Paper bag worn on top of head as hat. Tatters and garbage bags cover homemade armor and chainmail with a tattered and torn trench coat over that. Hidden underneath the trench coat is a tank filled with air. Pants are also shredded and cover more chainmail. "Cuffs" made of discarded paper fast food bags cover two nonidentical boots.

Thoughts and comments are greatly appreciated.

Whilst a ward of the state for one and a half years at the institution/campus, I have met many characters that defy one-word descriptions, but one in particular stands out due to sheer eccentricness rivaled only by Emperor Norton. For this writing I shall refer to him only as The Spaniard, and he is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. He would claim parentage from Aaliyah, late star of the film adaptation of Queen of the Damned, or would insist he was from either Louisiana or Egypt. He never told the same story twice.

He often slept in just his underwear and would wrap a sheet around him like a cloak for a good portion of every morning. He was followed by a minion who was a great deal shorter than he despite being only two months younger. They both acted in a stereotypically homosexual manner, despite not even past twelve.

I shall continue to post until I stop caring. SO SAYS I.

<LegacyTyphoon> so how's that weather?
<Supernaut> Shitty.
<Wyatt> dark
<LegacyTyphoon> its raining here
<Wyatt> yay rain!
<Supernaut> Fuck it in it's collective droplet asses.
<LegacyTyphoon> lol
<LegacyTyphoon> it won't rain much here in the desert
<Supernaut> I hate Georgia.
<LegacyTyphoon> oh, why's that?
<Supernaut> It's hot and humid and rainy and kudzu-infested.
<LegacyTyphoon> i see
<Supernaut> The Kudzu is so bad you can look into it as if looking for shapes in the clouds, and see monstrous green sillouhettes that look like they are trying to kill you.
<LegacyTyphoon> lol
<Supernaut> I'm not joking, kudzu is that sinister.
<Supernaut> Grotesque shapes and forms of living greenery are everywhere.

Holy shit, my angry userpic is Man-Thing. This is awesome.

I am currently playing a game set in the mid-70s to mid-80s made by a man known as Ing. Behold, Wade, my character for said game. He is insane and from Georgia. He also named his Walther P-38 "Megatron."

[18:52] * Wade grabs his cane sword and handgun. "Oh, Megatron, we shall have such fun together!"

[19:16] * Wade mumbles as he awakens. "My hovercraft is full of eels"
[19:16] * Ing gives Wade 10 python expoints

[20:34] * Wade takes a purple fedora and matching suit.
[20:35]  <Ing> Wade earns acomplishment "Pimptastic"

That is just so fucking adowable. You are an evil fucker if you hate that.

Random people and robots assembled for one purpose: doing things. These brave men, woman, robot, and slime creature are the only thing keeping Earth from something!

• Soda Popinski, Team leader and he provides the team with "soda" 
• Soundwave, mind reader and awesome robot.
• Muk, because.... shit, it's my team and I can put whoever I want in it.
• Freakazoid, because we have not filled the insanity quota for the team.
• William Shatner, because he's that awesome.
• TG Deadpool, token woman and nightmare fuel.

....I think I need better meds.

Muk is awesome. Especially in the anime, where all it wants is a hug and doesn't care that it smells of poo. And it looks cuddly.



Look at it. I want to hug it right now. If you don't want to hug it then you are a foul and vile creature who should be shot and set ablaze. 

On another note, 'Fire Lances Of The Ancient Hyperzephyrians' is the best song title in the history of ever.

I've had a pretty decent day today. And I've found the most awesome thing I've ever seen.


 

I'm tryig to get a Pichu from the Odd Egg you get in Pokemon Crystal, and it's tedious. In other pokmon-related news, I took one of those test thingies. I am apparently a Yadoking (I like the Japanese name, shut up).


 
 
Yay for Yadoking!

Jesus christ I forgot about my blag. Damned surgery and painkiller-induced memory-fucking. So... due to said pills don't expect much posting on here for a while.

 

I AM REAPING MY WRATH UPON THE INSIGNIFICANT AND USELESS SHELLOS AND TANGELA! I AM MIGHTY ZEUS, CALLING DOWN FROM THE MIGHTY HEAVENS MY RIGHTEOUS AND UNBRIDLED RAGE! I AM THOR, USHERING FORTH MAJESTIC AND AWESOME BOLTS OF PURE ELECTRIC FURY! 

I! AM! PIKACHU! 

I! AM! YOUR! DESTRUCTION!

So, yeah, I'm playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time. 

( Click for pikachu! )

I hate living in pseudo-poverty. I want to buy some good things, like movies and games, but alas, I have to settle for a scratched copy of Chasing Amy, a caseless copy of The Big Lebowski, and a used copy of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time.

On the plus side, we got some money so I could see Iron Man. And my LCS had a sale on all back issues on Free Comic Day. I now own all but issues 2 and 3 of Agent X. Oh, and I gots me some Rush and Audioslave at Wal Mart.

Ugh, haven't gotten around to updating due to school, the most boring and pointless thing ever.

To entertain you, enjoy this video that scares me:

 

I'm rewatching Clerks II for the *insert abnormally large number here* time. And Jason Mewes pressing ham as no one notices kills me everytime.

As a side note, my life feels somewhat empty. I must fill it with Mini-mates! :D

I have insomnia coupled with nausea. I'm tired as all fuck. FOR THE LOVE OF MIYAMOTO, SOMEONE GET ME SOME TRANQ PILLS AND PEPTO BISMOL!!! D:

I be sick. I'll spare you the details, but I wil say it's stomach-related. Also, I watched a Chess game between Jack and Beau. Jack left Beau with only his king. :3

Vespiquen, one of my favorites, has surpassed my Haunter, Crobat, and Torterra in power.

For those that read this and are not Beau, his co-conspirator and secret lover (don't hurt me!) James English gave me a new name for HoboMan, The Transient. So I'll call it that because I suck at naming things.

Also, fuck Google Video. I want to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I can't because YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT.

Edit: I has pokemon trainer cardz!